A man in Detroit is in trouble for swapping
food stamps for Viagra. I
wonder how it went with his wife. "Did you get the groceries?"
"No, but look at this!"
The Wall Street Journal reports that, due to
the federal tax credit to
buy high-mileage cars, the Federal government is now paying Americans
to buy
golf carts. As it turns out, the IRS has ruled
that golf carts qualify for the electric-car credit as long as they are
also
road worthy. The federal credit “provides from $4,200 to $5,500 for
the
purchase of an electric vehicle, and when it is combined with similar
incentive
plans in many states the tax credits can pay for nearly the entire cost
of a
golf cart”. At a list price of $8-10,000, and a top speed of 15 to 25
miles per
hour. "The Golf Cart Man" is offering a deal where “you can
buy the
cart for $8,000, get a $5,300 tax credit off your 2009 income tax,
lease it
back for $100 a month for 27 months, at which point Golf Cart Man will
buy back
the cart for $2,000. ‘This means you own a free golf cart or made
$2,000 cash
doing absolutely nothing.’”
Wells Fargo can afford to buy a few golf
carts – but let’s hope that
they don’t until they pay that loan back to the Federal government. Wells
reported a 3rd straight quarter of record earnings - net
income of
$3.2 billion, almost double 2008, $9.5 billion year to date, up 75
percent from
last year. This includes net interest margin of 4.36% - so it helps
paying
nothing on checking accounts and earning 5.5% on mortgages! As a sign
of the
times, Wells pumped up their credit reserves by $1.0 billion, hitting
$24.5
billion and about 3% of total loans and 118 percent of nonaccrual loans
on
their books.
Jefferies reported a record 3rd
quarter, with record net
revenues of $700 million, up 155% from the prior year, and record net income of $86 million,
versus a loss of $31 million in
the prior year. USB Bancorp's 3rd quarter profit was up
almost 5%
due to net interest income and fee revenue growth. They made about $600
million, which included $415 million of provision for credit losses,
$76
million of net securities losses and a $39 million gain related to the
company's
investment in Visa Inc. And Morgan Stanley reported net revenues of $8.7 billion and a net income
of
$757 million.
The U.S. government accused Lend America,
based in NY, of committing
fraud and asked a federal judge to shut down its government-backed loan
operations. Supposedly Lend
America falsely certified to
HUD that borrowers who received over $14 million in loans met HUD's
lending
requirements when the defendants knew they did not. The Federal Housing
Administration, a division of HUD, said it is seeking to shut down Lend
America's government-backed loan operations.
Fannie Mae brought out the details of their
“retirement” of the
HomeSaver Forbearance plan (introduced 6 months ago and gone by the end
of this
month) and their conversion to the Payment Reduction Plan (PRP). Fannie’s goal for the PRP is to “allow for
additional time to
identify a permanent foreclosure prevention solution for a borrower who
has
encountered a financial hardship while having the borrower maintain a
payment
stream.” The borrower will be given “temporary payment relief while the
servicer
and the borrower work together to find the appropriate permanent
foreclosure
prevention solution. Under a PRP, the servicer can reduce a borrower’s
monthly
principal and interest (P&I) payment by up to 30 percent for up to
six
months.” Under the terms of the old plan, up to 50% of the borrower’s
contractual monthly mortgage payment (principal, interest, taxes,
insurance,
and other escrow (PITIA)) was reduced for up to six months while a
permanent
solution is explored. Unlike the old program, however, the PRP includes
non-owner occupied properties (investment properties and second homes).
Was your lock desk slow last week? The
MBAA index of loan
applications fell 14% last week – maybe everyone was at the
conference in
San Diego? Refinancing decreased 17% and the purchase gauge fell over
7%.
The good news is that according to the median
estimates, the FOMC will
keep the target rate for overnight funds unchanged for another year.
And
yesterday, after the initial movement, rates didn’t do much and
actually stayed
in a pretty tight range. Here this morning things are slightly worse,
in spite
of stocks around the world being down, and no US economic news. The
Treasury’s
10-yr is at 3.39% and mortgages
look weaker as well with current coupon 30-yr MBS’s are down
(worse) about
.250 in price. Later this morning, however, the Federal Reserve
will
release their Beige Book which details economic conditions in all the
US
regions. As I’ve said, all one has to do is drive down Main Street in
any town
and count the “For Rent” signs…
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses
from
a heart attack!
"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks
up his putter and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying
here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a
doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.”
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she
asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's
already agreed to let him play through."
Rob
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